One thing at a time
Slippers that look you dead in the eye.
We sell one thing at a time. Right now it is a pair of slippers with a face, and we are not sorry about it.
30-day refunds
Items under $20 — keep them, we refund you anyway.
Duties already paid
Nothing to pay when it arrives at your door.
7–20 business days
China to you, with a tracking number.
Free shipping
On everything. No minimum, no threshold.
In stock now
When we find the next thing worth selling, it shows up here.
Who you are buying from
Two people, one thing at a time.
One of us finds the things, the other builds the shop. We put up one product at a time because that is genuinely how fast we can find something worth your money — and because a catalogue of two hundred items nobody has held is just a warehouse with a website in front of it.
We are slower than Amazon and we are upfront about it. What we can promise is that the photographs are the actual product, the price is the price, and if it turns up wrong we fix it without an argument.




